thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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