Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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