Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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You coming home soon, man?
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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