I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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