Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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