need another drink. this is the easiest way
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Randomize