she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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