...so i touched it.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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