Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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