Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
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I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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