friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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