Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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