I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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