I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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