Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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