I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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