I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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