i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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