I puked a lego.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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