Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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