If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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