omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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