That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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