If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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