I'll bet she douches with gravy.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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