Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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