STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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