oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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