OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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