how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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