All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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I don't deserve a penis
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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