I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
She's not a foreskin expert like you
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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