kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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