you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I want her autograph on my taint
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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