Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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