Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Operation Purity has been aborted
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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