He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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