So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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