Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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