I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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