Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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