Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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