honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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