My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
we should paint friendship bongs
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