But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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