we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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