His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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