You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Found the puke drawer
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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