thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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