She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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